College student: This is the best Barnes & Noble I've ever seen! –Borders, Time Warner Center Student: So, the author of the Tao Te Ching, Lao-low… Fuck it, we're calling him L-train. –Eugene Lang College Overheard by: Harker Large woman with friends: Oh, girl, I got to tell you about this book I'm reading. It's off the hook! They're sending in this undercover agent, and I think it's his sister, but he's all getting ready to have sex with her! –White Castle, 36th & 8th Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Woman on phone: I was in Union Square, so I stopped in Barnes & Noble. (pause) Nigga, I can read! –Union Square Little British boy: Oh my goodness, dad, look! They have books on dating. How to Date? is probably like, "Don't take her to McDonald's!" –Barnes & Noble Overheard by: Laura Tattooed artsy guy, putting hand on artsy Asian girl's shoulder: I read your book and really liked it… lotta pissing, huh? –Mott & Prince