What Happens When You Use the TV As a Babysitter: A Simulation

Skinny girl: I'm sorry you have to go through this.
Sobbing girl: I just...I just hope he's going to... be okay.
Skinny girl: Do you think that maybe you want to go and compose yourself in the office?
Sobbing girl: I was just... there. And I would... but the candy... sucks.
Skinny girl: I'll... I'll give you my last Mentos.
Sobbing girl: The Freshmaker?

--The Met