"Wear a Cardigan Like the Other Grandmas!" I Tell Her.

College dude: No, seriously, she tries to dress like you.
Hippie girl: You think?
College dude: Yeah, but she can't pull it off because you dress like a hipster. In fact, any attempt she makes is futile.

--Computer Lab, Pace University

Overheard by: Conformity is Futile!