Wednesday One-Liners Get Kicked Off American Idol

Man selling storage space (to the tune of "my girl"): I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? Storage, storage, storage, talking about storage. Storage!

--74th and Broadway

if I can make it there, my ass hurts. - yankee fan singing along to new york, new york but also in pain from sitting in a seat...

--exiting the bleachers at yankee stadium following the first game there

Overheard by: Larry F

Modestly-dressed subway performer (singing): Look at that girl chewing her gum like she means it. My number is (ten scattered numbers) and she should call me after 7 pm when my minutes are freeeeee.

--The 42nd St Shuttle

12-year-old kid, singing: Aj has a big fro... And he has no family...

--7th Street & 1st Ave

Overheard by: Holly

Dmv clerk, rapping in front of line of customers: Back that ass up and grind it on me, grind it on me...

--Atlantic Mall Brooklyn

Overheard by: Emily Rauch

Old man singing to the tune of "all you need is love": All you need is horse shit. All you need is horse shit.

--Strawberry Fields

Overheard by: futurenewyorker

Nanny and #2 little girls, all holding hands crossing the street singing: "I kissed a girl, and I liked it..."

--27th and 2nd

Overheard by: Jessica Rubin