And Now the Wednesday One-Liners Musical Interlude

Guy with drum on subway car: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the musical train. (begins to sing and play drums) I wanna hu-uhmp you. I wanna hu-uhmp you.

--S train

Hipster teen with loud headphones playing n*sync song, humming: (singing) it takes you on a ride! Feel it, when youuur body starts to rock...
(two teens in the center of the subway look at each other, then start rocking their hips).

--Uptown 2 Train

Overheard by: Amazed

Man standing behind me who decided to start singing along to his ipod: "you wanna get gang-fucked just to pass the time?"

--Waiting for Queens-bound Gtrain

Overheard by: Didn't want to pass the time

Well-dressed young latino guy with ipod: (singing) "billie jean is not my lover... She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one... But the kid is not my son..." (talking) take that into your bleeding hearts and die in peace! ... (a little while later) pearl jam! This is for all my ladies who think they have everything. (singing) "never find a better man... Never find a better man..."

--D Train

Overheard by: not his lady

Homeless man: (singing) new york city can kiss my ass, new york city can kiss my ass, new york city can kiss my ass, and suck. My. Left. Nut.

--University Place

Overheard by: max

hobo with large drum brandishing long blond weave, he begins to sing...
"I'm that baby mama, I'm that baby daddy. Who dat hoochie mama? I'm that baby mama!!!!!"

--Port Authority

Overheard by: Alliem