You Get Too Smart and You End Up Like That Guy in the Wheelchair

Daughter: I'm just thinking out loud.
Mother: Well, don't. Keep it in your head.
Daughter: But mom, it's the only way I can include you in my thoughts.
Mother: That's okay.
Daughter: But mom, don't you want to be smart?
Mother: No, I'm okay the way I am.

--Kew Gardens Road & Union Turnpike

Overheard by: Laura