So Much for McDonald's and the Global Village

Soft spoken Greek man at McDonald's counter: Excuse me, do you have breakfast?
Large uninterested lady employee: Honey, we got all the breakfast you want. (points to pictures)
Soft spoken Greek man: Uhm... where is this breakfast?
Lady employee, getting mad: Right up here--anything you want!
Soft spoken man Greek man: So what kind of omelet are you serving today?

--La Guardia Airport

Overheard by: David