Woman stopping passersby: Do you know the Chinese restaurant on either 8th or 9th? (points at buildings on 14th Street) –14th St & b/w 7th & 8th Ave Girl to another: What is jizz? –NYU Freshman Dorm Overheard by: Betty Noir Man in all seriousness to restaurant server holding two plates of food: Do you guys serve food here? –Las Ramblas Tapas Restaurant Woman on cell: Do you think they have batteries in the Dominican Republic, or should I buy some? –Gateway Center, Brooklyn Overheard by: DominicanEnergizer Tourist woman: Excuse me, do I go Uptown or Downtown? –Delancey St Overheard by: TR Bewildered girl in Persian class: Does Iran have lightning? –NYU