British tourist to misbehaving child: Do you want a smacked bottom now or the other thing when we get home? –Central Park Overheard by: birdw0rks Mom to kid playing on shopping cart: You'd better stop that, or you're going to fall and crack your head, and I'm going to laugh, cuz I told you so. –Grocery Store Father to four-year-old son: Watch out, these people are trying to kill us. –36th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: benny Guy to son who is hesitant about seat in theater: If I had been this choosy with your mom, you wouldn't be here! –Park Slope, Brooklyn Mother to daughter: I don't want to hear about your hunger pangs right now. Now turn around and look at the sea lions. –Central Park Zoo Overheard by: kathcom