Go Back to Williamsburg, Wednesday One-Liners!

Hipster: Ugh, my mom keeps forgetting to deposit my unemployment check.

--Williamsburg

Shouting hipster: I tripped over a Mexican!

--Spring St

Overheard by: Brigdh

Hipster girl to guy she is sitting with at the bar: I should have let you cum on my bedspread.

--5th Ave & Bergen, Brooklyn

Dozing hipster, muttering in his sleep: That's what she said.

--G Train

Overheard by: Sunny

Upset hipster chick to friends: So now that my brother's going to college,they're not going to pay my rent anymore. I told my mom, "I'm twenty-five, I pay all my other bills on time, I haven't done anything wrong!"

--Union Pool, Williamsburg