Hipster: Ugh, my mom keeps forgetting to deposit my unemployment check. –Williamsburg Shouting hipster: I tripped over a Mexican! –Spring St Overheard by: Brigdh Hipster girl to guy she is sitting with at the bar: I should have let you cum on my bedspread. –5th Ave & Bergen, Brooklyn Dozing hipster, muttering in his sleep: That's what she said. –G Train Overheard by: Sunny Upset hipster chick to friends: So now that my brother's going to college,they're not going to pay my rent anymore. I told my mom, "I'm twenty-five, I pay all my other bills on time, I haven't done anything wrong!" –Union Pool, Williamsburg