Teeny tiny gay guy: I used to be so skinny in high school. –Staten Island Teenage girl to another: I mean, why bother to eat anything if you're just gonna shit it all out? –L Train Woman carrying baby to friend: Also, I burn an extra 500 calories a day just by breastfeeding! –5th Ave & 16th St Overheard by: Tracy 20-something guy, about Sour Patch Kids gummy candy: They're fat-free, so they're good for you! –4 Train Six-year-old girl, eating bagel: All of the fat from this is going to go straight to my ass! –A Train Overheard by: that's just great