Or Maybe That Was "Don't Use a Hotplate in Your Bedroom." Hmm...

Catholic schoolgirl #1: I think I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend tonight.
Catholic schoolgirl #2: Well, you know... you can't use a condom.
Catholic schoolgirl #1: Really?
Catholic schoolgirl #2: Yeah... they taught us that in school, hello?!

--Starbucks, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Jessa