College dude in enthusiastic conversation: I would totally be a cat-sniffer. –113th St & Broadway Tall man in heavy German accent: What do you mean the cat can't take a poopy because it is too loud? –2 Train Overheard by: Anna Flaky professional girl: I hate when people are like, "hey, look at that dead bird! Hey, look at that dead cat!" because god, I always look first! –42nd & 6th Overheard by: amalthya Girl on cell: Now you need to marry him for the discounted cat food! –10th st & 1st Ave