Girl on phone: Oh my god, mom! Aren't you so excited about these new reforms? I am so excited about these new reforms! Almost as excited as I am about my new water bottle! –Barnard College Campus Black guy to two other guys: And then he disrespected me… So I threw a bottle of Snapple at his head. –Central Park Guy selling water in the street: Ice cold water! Ice cold water! One dollar. Only a dollar. It's only a dollar, assholes! –Harlem Guy speaking to someone else: Juice! It's moose, with a j, holla! –Highline Ballroom Overheard by: Pasha