Wednesday One-Liners Will Totally Steal Your Picnic Basket

20-something girl in chucks to another: No, I will not get rubber boots. What do I look like, fucking Paddington Bear?

--CVS

Boy: I bet if I had three of me I could take on a grizzly bear.

--Columbia

Overheard by: Megan

Small, well-dressed girl: I want to eat the heart of a bear!

--Bohemian Hall, Astoria

Overheard by: Joseph

Guy on cell: You don't even know what the Care Bears are about!

--Central Park

Overheard by: Fresca P.