Blonde white girl to another: And I was all like, "I'm not throwing the baby over the fence!" –Spring St Overheard by: Maria Emma Girl to mother: Oh, look at daddy with the baby in one hand and the bottle of bourbon in the other. And in the morning, too! –Williamsburg Condom vendor: Obama and McCain election special condoms! 3 for $10 and 1 for $5, all cheaper than a baby! –Times Square Overheard by: Aalok Mom with stroller to friend: She's incapacitated already, so she might as well have his baby. –6th Ave & 4th St