Guy: I hope you got a fuckin' Dixie Cup, 'cause that's what you're gonna need to hold it! –42nd & 5th Middle aged suit, to no one in particular: Spoon! Spoooon! Spooooon! –Au Bon Pain, Broad St Overheard by: Sarah Booz Young guy with backpack to young wife: Teacup, teacup, teacup, teacup, teacup. –Sheridan Square Crazy hobo on subway: Hey you! Did you take my spoon? I know you took my spoon! Why would you do that to a guy? –Uptown 3 Train Overheard by: Scared British Tourist Indignant yuppie: I wanted to stab her with a fork! It's a good thing we were at a sushi restaurant. –69th St & Broadway Overheard by: Rose Fox