...In Unrelated News.

Smelly white teenager #1: Yo, man! I haven't been to school in over a week and a half. I've been just chillin' with my girlfriend.
Smelly white teenager #2: Oh, wow! Really?
Smelly white teenager #1: Yeah, I dunno what I'm gonna tell my parents--you know, when I first heard of the Passion of the Christ I thought it was a porno.

--Q58 Bus

Overheard by: Queens Girl