If Only We Had an Electronic Way to Figure This Stuff Out

Bookish guy: What is a "well drink," exactly?
Friend: I'm not sure. I've never gotten a straight answer on that.
Bookish guy: I think the bartenders dump all of the liquor they have left over into a well, and they make the drink with that.
Friend: Yeah, that sounds right.

--L Train

Overheard by: WetBandits