Man on cell: I need attractive girls with low self-esteem so I can tell them that I understand and then do horrible things to them. This is basic science. –40th & 8th Overheard by: 13Atlantic Irate Wall Street guy standing in deli: Everything! Everything! I said "everything bagel," you fucking waste of life. (to other customers in line) He always does that! –Beaver & William Boy, watching Hannah Montana on screen: unless she's hanging from a rope, I can't be bothered. –AMC 7, East Village Overheard by: agreed Female in red coat: It's, like, the Holocaust–get over it! I didn't even care about it when it first happened. –Bobst Lobby, NYU Overheard by: wow.