Man in shorts on cell: Well, I think what happened is he lost his pinky because of the forklift. But that's not the point of this conversation, let's talk about me here. –186th St & Bennet Ave Overheard by: Rina Girl: And she's so awkward on crutches, it's so annoying! –Grand Central Overheard by: MR T Guy on cell: So he tried to kill a roach and broke his knee, and that's why he's on crutches for the rest of summer. –Union Square Mother to young son: Sweetie, don't trip and bust your head open. I don't have no duct tape to put it back together. –Laundromat, 48th St & 10th Ave Blueberry salesman, as woman in crutches hobbles past: You hoppin', but you ain't stoppin'! –Greenmarket