Facebook Calls It "Unfriending With Extreme Prejudice"

20-something hipster girl #1: What's up with that girl you used to live with?
20-something hipster girl #2: Well, it's not like I still talk to her... She won't add me on Facebook.
20-something hipster girl #1: Why not?!
20-something hipster girl #2: She tried to kill me!

--M86 Bus

Overheard by: emily darwin