Lady on cell: She must have been humiliated by the parade of wives! –Broadway & 72nd Man to friend: Whenever I want to fuck my wife, she doesn't want to. But when I can't, she always wants to. I think she does it out of spite. –12th St (Elton John's Rocketman playing on radio) "I miss the Earth so much… I miss my wife…"
Barista: You don't miss your wife, Elton. You're gay! –Small Coffee Shop, SoHo Midget handing out fliers: Who likes comedy? (to man in striped shirt) Hey, do you like comedy? I like striped shirts, let's work something out here!
(man keeps walking)
Midget, yelling after him: No wonder your wife doesn't love you! –Union Square Subway 30-something guy: Dude, that's so rude. Plus, she's going to be your wife soon, so you've got to stop calling her that. –Hell's Kitchen