Lady: So I do everything my friends do. She starting dating a Turkish guy, so so did I. –Hookah Bar, Ave B & 6th St Overheard by: HookahFanatic Teenage girl to another: His name was "ingles," but he didn't know a single word of ingles. That's ironical. –Bryant Park Overheard by: Karishma Gurtu Father to two young sons: There were 1.5 million Manhattan Indians, so only the Dutch could tell you what happened to them. –Outside the Federal Reserve 20-something girl to friend: I think I must be French. It takes me like, five hours to finish a sandwich. –Broadway & 39th St Woman: At least the earrings weren't as expensive as a Chinese daughter. –116th St & 8th Overheard by: Matt & Stacy