Middle-aged woman, angrily on cell: You tell him to go outside right now, and take his clothes off! –32nd St & Park Ave Overheard by: djlori Girl to friend: All of a sudden there's a naked man! Like, this doesn't translate well visually. –Uptown 1 Train Suit on cell: How about I send you two naked kids to have a good time? Fair enough? –60th St & Columbus Ave Overheard by: Stacey V Girl on phone: Topless anarchy is still anarchy, man. –5 Train Short dude to friend: I woke up naked and wrapped in cellophane–again! –Columbia University