Woman: Well, I still remember that 5,820 feet is a mile, 36 feet is a yard… –Grand Central Station Overheard by: People are wrong. Girl, looking at guy: If I give you five dollars, will you grow a foot long? –6 Train Overheard by: Jeggy 5th-grader to table full of friends: Attention everyone. I have finally reached five feet! –Cafeteria, Private School Overheard by: Maddy Guy on cell: Holy shit! Hello Kitty is taller than me! –Times Square Chubby 20-something guy, feeding chips to chubby 20-something girlfriend while making airplane and spaceship noises: The exhaust port is only two meters wide! –1 Train