Guy: So I'm like, "can I get a lighter?" and she pulls out two, and one is literally a penis with the flame coming out the tip, and the other one is a guy doing one of these moves, and the guy's like a tripod. So I'm like, "can I get one in a normal color?" –Chinatown African American man describing Indian restaurant to friend: That'll put fire in yo' ass. –Midtown Man to stranger: Hey, can I borrow you lighter? I need to go melt something in the bathroom. –Jamaica Station Overheard by: Tim Conductor: Once again, there is nothing on fire! We got it under control. We apologize for the smoke. Next stop is Newark airport. There is nothing on fire. –NJ Transit Overheard by: Where there's smoke