Girl to friend: If it weren't for my sister's dog, I wouldn't have to drink during the day. –Greenpoint Overheard by: Kevin Gay dude to another: It's so amazing how dogs get all up in there. Like, what if people had to introduce themselves that way? How great would it be if when I met you I had to sniff your ass? –17th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: BT Girl on cell: So wait, did Dr Siegel really charge you 150 dollars to chop a pimple off the dog's booty? –Hart & Irving, Brooklyn Girl to guy: Ever spend a lot of time with a Shih Tzu? –MacDougal & 3rd St Female voice outside my window: And I'm keeping the dog leg–I don't even care what you have to say! –113th St b/w Broadway & Amsterdam Overheard by: Ladle