Man: I got beat up a lot in high school. It made me a better person. –College of Staten Island Overheard by: Incredibly Amused Little boy: You best lay the smackdown on that hoe! –Times Square Student: I don't get why everyone is making such a big deal about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna, it's not like he's the first man to ever hit a girl. Get over it, world! –Manhattan College, Riverdale, The Bronx Overheard by: Stephen Girl on cell outside beauty salon: If I didn't have things to do tonight, I would totally just slap the crap out of that girl. Seriously. –Brooklyn Overheard by: maybe tomorrow, then? Woman on cell: I went through this with my daughter this morning. (pause) Yeah, okay, you can hit me, but you can't hit anybody else. –Cookshop Restaurant