Guy on cell: We get a little crazy wearing real pants. If we go to the store or something, we'll find ourselves bickering because we're wearing real pants. –Washington Square Park Traffic cop, motioning people to move quicker to clear the intersection: C'mon, people! They're real cars, they hit real hard! –Broadway & Houston Incredulous 30-something to tourist parents, during intermission of The Lion King: Well, I'm just really disappointed. I thought there were going to be real lions. –Minskoff Theater Overheard by: Not at the Circus Lady in glasses on cell: Being naked is being real. –West Broadway & Thomas St Overheard by: Alex S.