Woman on phone: The point is, I asked you to marry me and you hesitated. You hesitated! –Grand Central Terminal Acting professor: Act as if you're fascinated by what they're saying, while thinking about something else. That's what boys learn to do when they get married. –NYU Overheard by: Lisa Man, advising another flirting with hot woman: You gotta go for it–unless she's married! –2 Train Five-year-old boy to another: Yeah, well… I'll let you marry my daughter! –10th St & University Overheard by: Ricky Man to male friend: So basically, I took her to a gay bar on our wedding night. –Central Park Chick to guy: Are we *seriously* arguing about whether or not aunt Jemima would support gay marriage? –Park Slope Overheard by: Ladle