Guy on cell: It's not like I take my ear wax, put it on my penis, and use it as lube. –Queens Overheard by: Jess Friends on stoop: Bro, did you see that ass? I would lick the fart out that ass! –19th & 6th Middle-aged yuppie, about club in Las Vegas: And I said "here's our check, and if another pubic hair falls in our drink, you're in trouble!" –Times Square Overheard by: Scott Boy in car to mom: Hey mom, what about anal leakage? –Brooklyn Overheard by: Brenna Guy to friend: She said she was stressed out studying for finals, I didn't realize that meant she hadn't been showering. As soon as I got there we started "hitting it". It was too late when I realized how dirty she was. Dude, I literally licked a layer of crust off her. –3rd St b/w Ave A & B Overheard by: saffrosun