Smoking man to another: I've heard being pregnant is really bad for your health. –Columbia University Overheard by: CS Large black woman: An' I been tellin' him I got all these ideas for t-shirts… Like one for a pregnant lady that says "Congratulations, you're not the daddy!" –BX12 Bus Overheard by: shayshay NYU boy on cell: Wait, you're pregnant? You're pregnant!? I thought you were just fat. (pause) But he said he didn't come in you, just on your face. –Union Square Woman to date: Let's go get pregnant! –Santos Party House, Lafayette St Overheard by: alisa