Woman on cell: The inflatable penis and inflatable vagina are for me, mom, I figured the kids could use them as pillows. –Broadway & Worth St Overheard by: Hoping I never go on a car trip with this broad Passerby to man peeing in the bushes: There's a kid coming, put your cock up! –Union Square Scene Soho chick: He's not gay, he just loves cock! –Uncle Nick's Greek Cuisine, 9th Ave Overheard by: Todd Little boy throwing marshmallows: I hit him in the penis! –Frankfort & Rose Overheard by: Kristen