Guy on cell, screaming : Did you or did you not give that guy a blowjob in the parking lot? –3rd Ave & 10th St Overheard by: JC Hot girl talking to hot friend: He said blowjobs are like flowers for guys. Do I get flowers everyday? No! So why should he, right? –C Train Screaming bag lady: He asked me to suck his dick. I don't suck dick, I'm homeless. –125th St Overheard by: Reilly Guy on cell: How's her gag reflex? Because that's a great way to make up for stupid. –5th & 83rd Overheard by: Kelly Guy to another: Greg, do you want your cock sucked tonight? Then get in the car! (other guy hastily gets in car) –The Village