Girl: I only remember things when I insult them! –Bronx High School of Science Overheard by: urbanadventurer College dude: I remember this place… We were here last night right before I blacked out! –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: Amanda Girl on cell: Okay, if you're stopping by my house, remember to bring that shirt you borrowed from me. Mmm-hmm. By the way, your husband wants to get it on with another dude. –Union Square Woman on cell: Alright, honey, have a fun bachelor party. Just promise me you'll get shit-faced, fall-on-your-ass drunk so you can't remember any of those strippers. Okay? –Prospect Park, Brooklyn Overheard by: Wait. What?