Drunk to Asian guy: Tell me, why is it that when Asians get in street fights, they never use their martial arts? –1 Train Overheard by: Fonvielle Waiter: Please let me know if you have any food allergies. We ninjas don't like to kill by accident; we only kill on purpose. –Ninja Japanese Restaurant Little boy to grandfather: Hey grandpa, are you a black belt or any kind of ninja? –Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Overheard by: Jess Health care worker: I'ma kill that ninja! –Brooklyn Health Center