Train conductor: If anyone sees a blue and yellow backpack, please give it to the train conductor. Jason has a test and he needs to study. –4 Train Overheard by: heather Random guy walking into the ferry station: I figured if I took the test high, I'd get high scores. –Staten Island Ferry Station Overheard by: mindy Professor: These pop quizzes are like making love: you don't get any points for speed, you get them for accuracy. –Psych Class, Hunter College Overheard by: I completely agree Undergrad: I don't even want to look at my art history midterm yet, but if I don't know how I did, I'll go crazy! It's like a Catch-66! Anyway, I'm going to head back to my dorm and put on some pants. –Butler Library, Columbia University