Wednesday One-Liners Are a Bit Fruity

Young barista to another, peeling a banana: You like your women like you like your bananas.

--Bedford Ave

Man outside fry place: They don't sell watermelon here. I read the menu three times, and no watermelon.

--Pomme Frites, 2nd Ave

Dude on cell: Banana. Banana banana banana banana. Banana.

--Flatbush Avenue, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Sarah Booz

30-something suit to another: If I'm hungry I'll eat a banana, but I can't eat more than one. Because bananas, like, annoy me.

--Metro-North Harlem Line

Employee: All natural mango juice, on sale for 66... no, 69 cents off the regular price.
(customer walks away, uninterested) Where do you think you're going?

--Whole Foods

Overheard by: Sac