Conductor: Please stop holding my doors open in the back! (pause, no change) Stop pushing open my doors in the back! (pause, no change) Hey, I don't want no more people squeezing through my openings in the back, okay? –Q Train Overexcited tourist dad to little girls: Alright, Jade*, blow the bubbles towards Leah*. Yes, towards her, like facing each other, so I can take a picture… When I tell you, okay? Perfect. Okay, now blow each other. –Liberty Park Suit: Well, it's not very large by adult standards, but it's big for what it is. –Queens Male office worker: My drawers are getting tight already. –Broadway Old woman: Would you like to give a donation to help feed our pussies? –PETCO, Union Square Overheard by: Lex