Wednesdays Pad Their One-Liners

Football player on razor scooter, chasing shirtless theater major: I'll get you my pretty... And your little dick too!

--Wagner College

Girl, looking at long ladies bathroom queue: At times like these, I wish women had dicks.

--Winter Garden Theatre

Slightly drunk man: I feel like someone just shut a door on my dick.

--Park Slope

Overheard by: Sunny

Hooker to pimp: I had to suck his dick in front of everyone!

--Outside Penn Station

Overheard by: David