Guy blocking overcrowded subway car to elderly woman trying to squeeze by: Hey! You could say "excuse me!" –Uptown N Train Woman, eating falafel: I'm trying to stay away from fried foods. –40th St Five foot, 250-pound woman to friend: Wow! That girl in front of us is fat! –42nd & 8th Man on cell: Maybe you're the one with the fucking anger problem! Dick! –Outside The Met Overheard by: Yellow!