Social studies teacher: Sometimes this class just makes me want a cigarette and a stiff drink. To bad I don't smoke anymore. Well, cigarettes, at least. –Hunter College High School Girl to friend: What I really want right now is a whippit and two cigarettes. –NYU Dorm Subway girl: You know, he smokes a lot for being crippled. –N Train High school boy: You know Danny? He's been smoking since he was in second grade. –Cold Stone Creamery Overheard by: Kristina Old lady to store owner: I just got out of the hospital. Can I have a lighter? A BIC one. –Amsterdam & 88th St Overheard by: Beez and Newb