Happy old drunk guy, to no one in particular: Eldridge Street, god bless us, every one! Eldridge street! –Eldridge Street & Broome Street Drunk girl to friend: There she goes! Being all Rosa Parks, as usual, saving her tribe … –2nd Ave b/w 5th & 6th Drunk girl outside bar: If I ever have children, I want them to be as fucked up as I am! –West Village Overheard by: AsherO Drunk girl: I'm so hungry I could eat a dick! –Fordham University Overheard by: teagle Loud drunk girl at table with friends: Ashton sat on my lovesack! –Blockheads