Male yuppie to female yuppie: So milfs are totally in right now. –Starbucks Overheard by: Lolita 20-something male yuppie, surrounded with Starbucks coffee containers and yelling at laptop: It took you six fucking minutes to get to the fucking page! Rawwwr! I'm going to rip you apart, you stupid fucking computer! Rawwr! –Starbucks Yuppie-hipster mom, to sobbing toddler: Yeah, I know, your life is just so tough. –Metro-North Overheard by: It's because those hemp diapers you make her wear chafe like hell. Yuppie woman: This is like the Third World! –8th St & Broadway Overheard by: Sam Chalek