SUV driver to pedicab trying to make its way through the snow: Hey, buddy! I got a reindeer, ya wanna buy it? –8th Ave & 48th St Loud 13-year-old: Shut the fuck up, it's almost Christmas. –B Train Overheard by: Taylor Middle-aged guy on cell: You'll never guess what I'm doing for Christmas. You'll never guess in a million years. (pause) Uhm, yeah, that's pretty close. –8th Ave Guy dressed in Santa costume on cell: Stop being such a weenie! –Midtown Angry little girl to older brother: If you don't let Santa out of our closet I will! –Prospect Park Overheard by: Taylor