60-year-old man on cell: I want you to do a big fave for me, okay? Call my aunt's house. If my aunt picks up, hang up. –B4 Bus Overheard by: Victoria Tarasova Dude on cell: No, it's okay, my cellphone is attached to my hand. It's part of my hand! –Restaurant Bathroom, 7th Ave Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster NYU guy on cell, snottily: No wait, wait… Is it full because you keep leaving them for me and I never bother to listen? (pause) Voicemail is a dead technology, dad. –Bus Overheard by: liz Woman on crutches: People think I'm talking on one of those Bluetooth-headphone-cell phones. Nah. I'm just talking to myself. Pfft! I ain't got no cell phone! I just talk to myself! That's right! –Food Stamp Office, 14th St Overheard by: Erica Schreiner African American man on cell: I gotta go. I got Richard Simmons on the other line. –30th St & Madison Ave Overheard by: mike v