White male to group of friends: I thought she was really into me… Then I turned around and she was kissing Mary. –Pace University Girl to boyfriend kissing her hand: Are you kissing my hand or wiping your nose? –Central Park Young boy to friend: Wow, lesbians kissing! I've only seen that on the internet! –Grand Central Station Black man to two men and two women making out indiscriminately: I thought all y'alls was gay, but now y'alls kissin' each other. I don't know what to think. –Splash Bar