Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against Wednesday One-Liners

Little boy to father, watching NYPD officers standing outside on horseback: Shit, yo! The cops is here!

--W 42nd St

Overheard by: Nikki

Loudspeaker on police car to pedestrians: We have sidewalks in New York. Try using them!

--Chinatown

NYC cop to pushy tourist: Don't touch me, I have no answers for you.

--Columbus Circle

Man to cop: When are you gonna learn that, man? People suck!

--Grand Central Station

Cop on horseback to pedestrian horse admirer: Don't get any closer to the horse, unless you want rabies.

--3rd St & Thompson

Overheard by: Heather